What do you think Beethoven would say if he could listen to these songs?

Something by Yngwie Malsmstein, like " Black Star" or "like an angel" (we chicks dig it ) besides the artistical value, or "far beyond the sun" or a solo of his honoring Sebastian Bach, or Metallica's (the call of Kutulu ) or ( the ecstacy of gold) Don't you think good ol' Beeth will say something like..." I haven't lost all hope in good art" .... ?????