Did you know that Jesus was Irish Catholic?

Father McShaunehegh was cleaning out the boiler at the convent when a shower of sparks went down the back of his shirt and he cried out "Jesus O'Christ"--I thought at first that he had been taking the Lord's name in vain (Jesus! Oh Christ!) but as i was about to rebuke and chastise him, he informed me that he had been calling on Irish Jesus for help and Healing, and that Jesus' name had been Americanized when he came through Ellis island--the timeline works if you're a young earth creationist